when someone tries to show me receipts on my #problematic fave
In other words “I’m totally okay with systemic oppression as long as my fave is perpetuating it. I only care about social justice when it benefits me.”
Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better
too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power